Sunday, March 29, 2009

Kakani special !!

God ! we finished our end term for financial management today. I started studying yesterday with Laxmi stotra (as paper was finance :)). then night out and today whole day- study..it was surprise as expected when we faced the end term. This term we only had KAKANI in our life. Whole PMIR batch was kakanized..(new word added to dictionary :)). Here are few reasons for process of kakanization.
1] He creates his own rule and follows them by heart.. as hard as RAJA Harishchandra.
2] Now , term began with kakani explaining class that it is a game we are going to play for next 20 lectures..(Rules defined by him)
3] All lectures at 8.30 morning (it is midnight timming for XL :)). If you r 1 second late , you are out.
4] First lecture 15 marks are deposited to your account. Now game will be played base on reduction and addition to this 15 marks.
5] Random presenty.. Day he feel that there are more than 2 people absent, he will take attendance. And -2 for absent people.. So (you have to present all lecture on time, also he dont have to take attendance everyday)
6] If mobile is on, and somebody calls you... uffff !!  -7 marks for you and entire row gets -2 each.
7] Before each lecture - one group assignment based on chapter that will be there on that lecture. Result- you should read chapter , discuss it in group and then only come to class. U will need to spend 3 hrs before each lecture.
8] He assigned one company to each . And we had individual assignment after each lecture based on that company. (Great idea so people cant copy each others assignment) . Result- You read that chapter again after lecture and spends 3 hrs for doing assignment.
9]Now for checking each assignment he will generate no. by random no generator. Say for assgnmt 1, no generated is 1, then that assgnmt will be checked for roll no 1,11,21,31.... REsult- In given 18 assnmt your no. can come any time so that you have to do all assgnmt properly. you cant do trade off. Again good assignment will add 2-3 mark to your deposit of 15 mark and bad assignment can subtract upto 7 marks.. BAAP-RE !!
10] First quiz, - all numericals, options were given very close. Say answer is 16.75. He will give option as  a] 16.2 to 16.4 b] 16.2 to 16.6 c] <=16.2.. and answer will be option (e) for all questions saying as "none of the above". Who will dare to answer"none of this" for all question although you calculate right answers.
11] before end term all people  have spend 3hr * 21 group assgnmt + 3 hrs * 18 individual assignments + 1.5 hrs * 20 lectures + quiz study + 1 hrs * 26 chapters reading = 173 hrs on finance in span of 2 month.
12] Still everybody struggling to pass, So people studied for atleast 24 hrs before end term
13] end term is - he gave one business standard newspaper. Exam time is 150 min. And we have 55 questions on 55 news spread over all the papers even in suppliment. :)

What else you don't want ???? hihihihihihi

One should experience Kakani rather than going for tirthayatra ! What else u want ?

Dear sir, people may say anything about you.. You are great !! 

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